The older that you get the easier it is to buy something that will last a lifetime.[zombify_post] View Full Post [zombify_post]
In the Harry Potter universe, instead of drugs they have potions, so they probably have potion addicts and potion dealers. Some wizards are likely in potion rehab, and unfortunately some die from potion overdose. View Full Post
Scooby-Doo showed us that crimes are usually committed by people we know and trust[zombify_post] View Full Post [zombify_post]
Up until seventy years ago, no one in the history of humanity had ever sat up in the middle of the night and said, “What’s that beeping sound?”[zombify_post] View Full Post [zombify_post]
Because ravens can vocalise speech, like parrots can, it’s plausible that Edgar Allen Poe based his story on a real raven. View Full Post
Academic grades are strange in that while you’re in school they are the most heavily weighted indicator of your potential but they are never considered important after your first job post-school. View Full Post
The car horn is the universal noise for both “hello” and “fuck you”[zombify_post] View Full Post [zombify_post]
Life in fact never gave us lemons, we genetically crossbred other fruits to make them. We create our own problems. View Full Post
Having morning wood and simultaneously an intense need to urinate is a cruel biological joke.[zombify_post] View Full Post [zombify_post]