The older that you get the easier it is to buy something that will last a lifetime.
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Shower Thoughts
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In the Harry Potter universe, instead of drugs they have potions, so they probably have potion addicts and potion dealers. Some wizards are likely in potion rehab, and unfortunately some die from potion overdose.
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Scooby-Doo showed us that crimes are usually committed by people we know and trust
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Up until seventy years ago, no one in the history of humanity had ever sat up in the middle of the night and said, “What’s that beeping sound?”
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Because ravens can vocalise speech, like parrots can, it’s plausible that Edgar Allen Poe based his story on a real raven.
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Academic grades are strange in that while you’re in school they are the most heavily weighted indicator of your potential but they are never considered important after your first job post-school.
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The car horn is the universal noise for both “hello” and “fuck you”
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The larger the download button, the less safe it seems
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Life in fact never gave us lemons, we genetically crossbred other fruits to make them. We create our own problems.
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Having morning wood and simultaneously an intense need to urinate is a cruel biological joke.
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