Life in fact never gave us lemons, we genetically crossbred other fruits to make them. We create our own problems.
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The older that you get the easier it is to buy something that will last a lifetime.
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Nobody knows who the loneliest person alive is
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People who snore are annoying as fuck for 33% of their lives
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if society collapsed, amazon warehouses will be fought over fiercely for being giant real-life lootboxes
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Due to the New Years countdown, the last word of millions of people in 2019 will be “one”.
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Having morning wood and simultaneously an intense need to urinate is a cruel biological joke.
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Some vampire always say that living forever is a curse but they can actually just go to the direct sunlight and die whenever they want to
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Pavlov probably thought about feeding his dogs every time someone rang a bell.
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People are infinitely more likely to drink something that tastes terrible if it fucks them up than drink something that tastes terrible if it makes them 100% healthier.
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