Month: May 2024
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People with small breasts usually want to have bigger breast. People with big breast usually want to reduce theirs.
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ULPT – this girl I lent money to owes me $300. No matter what I do she won’t pay me back. Any ideas?
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A lot of adults think they hate certain foods because their parents just didn’t know how to cook.
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ULPT Yall have changed.
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The voice in your head has never sounded any older, even though you’ve been listening to it your entire life.
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ULPT: If you’re ever being recorded against your will just say copyrighted phrases like “I’m lovin it” or “Finger lickin Good”
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We’re uncomfortable sleeping in our bed after someone else has had sex in it, but we’re comfortable sleeping in a hotel bed loads of people have had sex in.
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ULPT: Get insurance to pay for your baby formula
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For the average person, having a billion dollars (USD) is equal to having infinite money