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Getting drafted can either be the best day of your life (sports) or the worst day of your life. (military)

In bathrooms, a wet door handle should be more comforting than a dry one.

When people yearn for a simpler, worry-free time, they don’t yearn for an actually simpler time, but for a time when they were kids and their parents did the worrying for them.

Many superheroes actually don’t have to put their pants on one leg at a time.

Catch Me If You Can is an actor playing an actor who can’t act.

There’s probably a travel agency somewhere already thinking about offering a 2061 Halley’s Comet cruise package.

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When people yearn for a simpler, worry-free time, they don’t yearn for an actually simpler time, but for a time when they were kids and their parents did the worrying for them.
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While obviously even, it just feels wrong for a number like 777,777,772 to not be odd.
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Seeing someone reading a book you love is seeing a book recommending a person.
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Mr Burns runs a zero-carbon emissions power plant and once blocked out the sun, cooling the earth. He is an environmental hero.
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It’s hard to enjoy Sundays when you are dreading Mondays.
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At some point in your life, you’ve probably walked past someone with a butt plug in and didn’t know it.
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It’s okay to kick a pregnant women as long as it’s from the inside.
It’s okay to kick a pregnant women as long as it’s from the inside.
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Dropping nickles and dimes on the ground feels more like littering than losing money
Dropping nickles and dimes on the ground feels more like littering than losing money
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Killer whales are dolphins on steroids wearing tuxedos
Killer whales are dolphins on steroids wearing tuxedos
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Arguing with dumb people actually makes you smarter as you have to find simpler ways to explain yourself which expands your grasp on the subject
Arguing with dumb people actually makes you smarter as you have to find simpler ways to explain yourself which expands your grasp on the subject
by showerthoughts 3 years ago3 years ago