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In depictions of Lucifer where you can see he used to be beautiful, what if he just looks like that because he’s depressed and hasn’t showered for a few thousand years?

If the Magic School Bus kids could safely explore inside someone’s body, that person must’ve had a seriously suppressed immune system — because a healthy immune system would’ve definitely elicited an immune response and attacked them.

The Grinch’s enlarged heart was likely a medical cause of his personality change, not a symptom of it.

If we had no helium in our atmosphere, our voices would be a tad more manlier.

I don’t think that I would be able to recognize my genitals in an album of genitals.

The immediate practical society reply when immortality is achieved would be a chaotic world crisis related to the pension assets.

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There is no logical way to prove you’re not insane if you’re wrongly locked up in an insane asylum.
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I’ve realized that when you’re young, weekends are for fun. When you’re older, they’re for recovery.
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Employers want employees to do as much work as possible while learning the fewest marketable skills possible.
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ALT code for π not being ALT+314 is lame
by showerthoughts 1 year ago1 year ago
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Musk earned roughly 500k per hour since birth
by showerthoughts 2 years ago2 years ago
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The amount of people that do not know that a cold sore is herpes is surprising.
by showerthoughts 2 years ago2 years ago
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If you scroll far enough through the calendar, you will unknowingly scroll past the day of your death.
by showerthoughts 3 years ago3 years ago
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Up until seventy years ago, no one in the history of humanity had ever sat up in the middle of the night and said, “What’s that beeping sound?”
[zombify_post]
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Since lesbians are still lesbians even if they use a dildo, a straight dude shoving a dildo up his ass wouldnt be gay
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If as many girls did yoga as wear yoga pants, we’d be in a much healthier society
by showerthoughts 3 years ago3 years ago