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If reincarnation was real everyone would pick a super rich person as their easy-mode tutorial mission, and that is why they all act so crazy.

In depictions of Lucifer where you can see he used to be beautiful, what if he just looks like that because he’s depressed and hasn’t showered for a few thousand years?

If the Magic School Bus kids could safely explore inside someone’s body, that person must’ve had a seriously suppressed immune system — because a healthy immune system would’ve definitely elicited an immune response and attacked them.

The Grinch’s enlarged heart was likely a medical cause of his personality change, not a symptom of it.

If we had no helium in our atmosphere, our voices would be a tad more manlier.

I don’t think that I would be able to recognize my genitals in an album of genitals.

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I’ve realized that when you’re young, weekends are for fun. When you’re older, they’re for recovery.
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It’s more socially acceptable to spread misinformation than to correct someone for spreading misinformation.
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It crazy how we speak automatically consider how much tongue,teeth and whatnot movement just to create a single sound
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Superheros shouldn’t be so muscular, if they are indestructible. Muscles need to be damaged before they grow
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A polka dot shirt is a striped shirt but instead of running horizontally or vertically they run in the third dimension.
by showerthoughts 2 years ago2 years ago
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Under-boob cleavage feels much more risqué than regular cleavage but they’re essentially the same thing.
by showerthoughts 2 years ago2 years ago
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Your WiFi password is one of the few passwords you are expected to give to others.
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Humans have been so successful at life that we look for things to ingest that have 0 calories
by showerthoughts 3 years ago3 years ago
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If you scroll far enough through the calendar, you will unknowingly scroll past the day of your death.
by showerthoughts 3 years ago3 years ago
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“Horrible”, “horrifying” and “horrific” describe negative experiences. So do “terrible” and “terrifying”. But “terrific” is used positively.
“Horrible”, “horrifying” and “horrific” describe negative experiences. So do “terrible” and “terrifying”. But “terrific” is used positively.
by showerthoughts 3 years ago3 years ago