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Most of us live our whole lives surrounded by trees and plants we can’t even name.

Most people are disgusted by insects touching their food but happily enjoy eating honey, which is made by insects regurgitating nectar into each other’s mouths.

It’s convenient that water can’t get cold enough that drinking it injures us the way that really hot water does.

Every day for the next ten days is going to be the same backwards:5/20/25 5/21/25 5/22/25 5/23/25 5/24/25 5/25/25 5/26/25 5/27/25 5/28/25 5/29/25

We associate monocles with rich people despite the fact they didn’t spend the money on a full set of glasses.

If the whole world relived the same day over and over, Groundhog Day style, it would probably take some people a while to notice.

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The average number of legs per human is fewer than 2
The average number of legs per human is fewer than 2
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When people yearn for a simpler, worry-free time, they don’t yearn for an actually simpler time, but for a time when they were kids and their parents did the worrying for them.
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Having children is a long running family tradition.
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An electric toothbrush doesn’t break. It just becomes a regular toothbrush.
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Anytime an allergy is mentioned in a movie that person usually gets killed or poisoned with it
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It’s hard to enjoy Sundays when you are dreading Mondays.
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Whoever created the tradition of not seeing the bride in the wedding dress beforehand saved countless husbands everywhere from hours of dress shopping and will forever be a hero to all men.
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If you masterbate twice, the depression de-buff stacks
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Tinder has made it easy and normal for a drug dealer to meet a university professor for casual sex.
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It’s okay to kick a pregnant women as long as it’s from the inside.
It’s okay to kick a pregnant women as long as it’s from the inside.
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