Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts

Month: February 2023

Our brains are hard-wired for survival, yet they have no issue with letting us daydream while driving a multi-ton death machine

February 28, 2023
Those of us born in the early 90s will one day be the last people alive who remember life before the internet

February 27, 2023
People draw dicks everywhere because vaginas are much harder to accurately depict.

February 26, 2023
When you turn 113 years old, you become a teenager again

February 25, 2023
The second person in a conga line is always the person who starts it.

February 24, 2023
It’s safer to be an airport Uber driver since your passengers went thru TSA before getting in

February 23, 2023
In Monopoly, if no one ever buys a property, everyone gets richer and no one loses.

February 22, 2023
Videogames make crouch walking seem effortless

February 21, 2023
Minivans have sliding doors so that kids don’t hit other cars

February 20, 2023
You don’t realize how far you scroll until you try to go back to something.

February 19, 2023