RedditYour child won’t ever be half your age until they are exactly as old as you were when they were born.3 months ago3 months ago
RedditAlarm clocks are maybe the only device that make you mad in both scenarios, whether they work or not.3 months ago3 months ago
RedditYou exist because of a string of perfectly timed sexual encounters dating back thousands of years3 months ago3 months ago
RedditMost people spreading Bill Gates conspiracy theories are probably using Windows to do it.3 months ago3 months ago
Reddit“Horrible”, “horrifying” and “horrific” describe negative experiences. So do “terrible” and “terrifying”. But “terrific” is used positively.3 months ago3 months ago
RedditGetting a hair stuck in your mouth has to be a million times more gross when you’re bald.3 months ago3 months ago
RedditMonitoring incoming nuclear strikes might be the only job you’re glad it’s boring3 months ago3 months ago
RedditWhen you’re the first one to clap, it feels amazing. When you’re the only one who claps, it’s embarrassing.3 months ago3 months ago
RedditIf you pretend to not see someone you hate, and they also pretend to not see you, that’s a lot of cooperation between two people that don’t like each other.3 months ago3 months ago
RedditArguing with dumb people actually makes you smarter as you have to find simpler ways to explain yourself which expands your grasp on the subject3 months ago3 months ago
TechAI, Shower ThoughtsThe great thing about AI is that it does exactly what you tell it to do. The terrible thing about AI is that it does exactly what you tell it to do.3 months ago3 months ago
TechDownload, Pirate, Sail, Shower ThoughtsFor pirates being mostly of criminals and bastards, they have a suprisingly good work ethic and sense of cooperation needed to sail a giant ship3 months ago3 months ago
TechPassword, Shower Thoughts, TypingNothing else will make you type slower other than your last password attempt.4 months ago4 months ago
RedditIf the ™ symbol were trademarked, it would also require a ™ symbol, and reproducing it properly would trigger an infinite loop of ™ symbols.4 months ago4 months ago
RedditBig cereal told us that candy with milk on it is a good way to start the day and we all liked the idea too much to question it.4 months ago4 months ago
