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View Full Post Latin survived the Roman Empire and was an international language for another 1000+ years. English will likely be with us for at least that long, too.4 days ago4 days ago
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View Full Post If justice is truly blind in America, a jury shouldn’t be allowed to view the defendant during their case.1 week ago1 week ago
View Full Post Willy Wonka had atrocious business acumen. Despite making the unequivocally best chocolate in the world, he still had competitors. Then he revealed his trade secrets to 10 strangers. Four of whom (kids) he knew wouldn’t win his factory and five of whom (guardians) were never in contention.2 weeks ago2 weeks ago
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