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In the age of self-checkout, all products should feature multiple printed barcodes.

Life is spent chasing memories of better times.

The sheer number of adults who enjoy sucking breasts is probably Freud’s strongest argument.

Chaos would ensue if everyone could see how they’re saved in other people’s phones.

HBO really missed a trick by not casting Kristofer Hivju as Hagrid, and Gwendolyn Christie as Madame Maxime.

It may be that the apparent separation of consciousness and matter arises not because we are islands of awareness in a physical world, but because we are islands of ignorance in a conscious world.

NASA could probably panic the entire planet with a single fake announcement that Voyager picked up an alien signal.

If a small candy company made edible Tide Pods they would make a lot of money.

Many bad events in history could be chalked up to “one jerk ruins it for everyone.”

In order to depict movement, vinyl records seen in cartoons—especially older cartoons—often appear very warped. As a result, said record should either sound terrible or be unplayable.