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People wear nice clothes to attract a mate but ultimately want to see them naked.

Many Darwin Awards have been won by people who were already too old to have children.

You can tell a new habit is real when you do it on a bad day.

If Cyberdyne Systems had off-site backups, their data would have been protected in case the building blew up.

The average speed of all organisms is probably closer to 0km/hr than 1km/hr.

AI will save humanity by destroying social media as everyone starts to realize “nothing online is real anymore”.

You can tell a memory is healing when you can hear the song again.

The AI bubble is driven by CEOs who’ve built their careers on judging the appearance of human work, where things only look good if someone actually put the effort in, suddenly meeting a technology that produces perfect‑looking work even when the substance is absent.

If you’re skinny, shaving your beard makes you look skinnier. But if you’re fat, shaving your beard makes you look fatter.

The universe is 13.8 billion years old, but heat death is around 10¹⁰⁰ years away, so it has effectively used 0% of its lifetime meaning the universe is still basically a “baby”, and we’re living in its earliest, most active era.