View Full Post Grape soda is always purple, which completely ignores the existence of green grapes.1 day ago1 day ago
Trending View Full Post Some people chew the dry skin off their lips. They’re literally eating themselves. That’s casual self-cannibalism.3 days ago3 days ago
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View Full Post Modern day women who never gave birth to another female and have passed the child bearing age are very special . They are the first and the last woman in the line of 8,000 biological foremothers (tracing the direct maternal line since homo sapiens ) who never bore a female child.5 days ago5 days ago
View Full Post Stories of mythical healing waters were probably just people finding uncontaminated natural springs in remote locations.7 days ago7 days ago
View Full Post Billions of people have lived and died who no one remembers, but a specific, individual spider I let crawl on my arm 30 years ago exists in living human memory.1 week ago1 week ago
View Full Post Eventually, the “share sized” candy bars will be the original sized candy bars before shrinkflation.1 week ago1 week ago
View Full Post In many Mario games, gathering one hundred coins nets an extra life. In Super Mario Odyssey, Mario’s boxer shorts cost 1,000 coins… ergo Mario’s life is worth less than his underwear.2 weeks ago2 weeks ago
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View Full Post Phone companies should just release plastic versions of their phones for people who would otherwise keep them in a bulky case for their whole life.2 weeks ago2 weeks ago
View Full Post Superman could hear all the sex his parents had in great detail before learning to control his powers.2 weeks ago2 weeks ago