11.6k393 WowThoughtsMost of the classic animal sounds come from the animals’ mouths, but a bee’s buzzing comes from its wings. by showerthoughts 2 months ago2 months ago
21.6k372 WowThoughtsWhether it’s an elevator or a lift, they both really only describe half of the story. by showerthoughts 3 months ago3 months ago
31.6k390 WowThoughtsCar alarms going off by mistake are so common that nobody ever thinks the car is actually being robbed. by showerthoughts 4 months ago4 months ago
41.7k360 WowThoughtsLast Man on Earth stories never account for the existence of sperm banks. by showerthoughts 6 months ago6 months ago
51.6k362 WowThoughtsWhen a video is paused, it’s a picture. When audio is paused, it’s nothing. by showerthoughts 10 months ago10 months ago
61.7k384 WowThoughtsEvery teacher collecting smartphones before an exam assumes that every student only has one phone by showerthoughts 1 year ago1 year ago
71.7k344 WowThoughtsMost animals have never burned the inside of their mouth. by showerthoughts 1 year ago1 year ago
82.4k459 WowThoughtsThe fact that guys still ask for nudes even though the internet has unlimited images demonstrates that they actually do care about the personality associated with the body. by showerthoughts 2 years ago2 years ago
91.9k344 WowThoughtsSerial killers must love self-checkout at hardware stores by showerthoughts 2 years ago2 years ago
105.5k489 WowThoughts“The English language can not fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I’m incorporating emojis into my speech to better express myself. Winky face.” – Gina (Brooklyn Nine Nine) by showerthoughts 2 years ago2 years ago