11.7k416 WowThoughtsBecause the economy is growing on average, in theory if you invested a small amount of money in everything you will make a profit by showerthoughts 4 months ago4 months ago
21.6k399 WowThoughtsPeople have been going to CVS for years, decades even, but no one knows what it stands for without looking it up by showerthoughts 6 months ago6 months ago
31.7k421 WowThoughtsDogs must really think we care about our toilets given it’s the only thing we mark as our territory multiple times throughout the day. by showerthoughts 10 months ago10 months ago
42.5k394 WowThoughtsIt’s suprising how often you hear people can’t or don’t cook considering everyone eats several times a day. by showerthoughts 12 months ago12 months ago
53.2k371 WowThoughtsYou either come to realise what an idiot you used to be, or you remain as that idiot by showerthoughts 1 year ago1 year ago
61.6k343 WowThoughtsGetting very drunk is way more fun than being very drunk by showerthoughts 1 year ago1 year ago
72.6k328 WowThoughtsEven pornstars have a dress code at work. by showerthoughts 2 years ago2 years ago
83.9k397 Travel, WowThoughtsBecause telescopes work using mirrors, we won’t know if there are any space vampires until it is far too late.[zombify_post] by showerthoughts 2 years ago2 years ago
96.5k527 WowThoughtsThe implication of a hotdog being puréed meat in animal casing (intestine) is that a hotdog doesn’t stop being a hotdog even after we eat it. By that conclusion, we, as the hotdog’s casing, become hotdogs ourselves when we eat hotdogs. by showerthoughts 2 years ago2 years ago
103.4k352 Life, WowThoughtsUnborn babies are the only people allowed to kick pregnant women.[zombify_post] by showerthoughts 2 years ago2 years ago