The car horn is the universal noise for both “hello” and “fuck you”[zombify_post] View Full Post [zombify_post]
Whoever created the tradition of not seeing the bride in the wedding dress beforehand saved countless husbands everywhere from hours of dress shopping and will forever be a hero to all men.[zombify_post] View Full Post [zombify_post]
Human beings are intelligent enough to solve all of problems we share as a species, but too selfish to sacrifice the life of leisure we have to do so. View Full Post
“Take a picture, it will last longer” was probably a much more snarky comment back when everyone didn’t have a camera in their pockets. View Full Post
Tissue companies profit off of sickness, sadness and shame.[zombify_post] View Full Post [zombify_post]
As a loner, it’s not about not having friends. It’s a lack of quality people.[zombify_post] View Full Post [zombify_post]
Having morning wood and simultaneously an intense need to urinate is a cruel biological joke.[zombify_post] View Full Post [zombify_post]
The higher you go in a building the cleaner the stairs get[zombify_post] View Full Post [zombify_post]