Month: June 2025

There are no nights in outer space.

If dogs sweated like human beings, they probably would not be popular pets.

If puberty is confusing for humans, metamorphosis must be extremely confusing for caterpillars.

The last thing you feel when you get your head cut off is often your head smashing into the ground, not your head getting cut off.

A group chat named after you is the one you’re least likely to be in.

We are living in the good old days of chatbots and artificial intelligence.

Why don’t they make a massage place where you can just go sleep after?

When you wake up to roll over in bed, it’s like changing the channels on the dreams you’re having.

If Pinocchio said that his nose grew every time he told the truth, he could’ve lied to everyone.

Poltergeists in New Jersey must be extra angry since they have to spend eternity in New Jersey.