Month: June 2025
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If dogs sweated like human beings, they probably would not be popular pets.
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If puberty is confusing for humans, metamorphosis must be extremely confusing for caterpillars.
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The last thing you feel when you get your head cut off is often your head smashing into the ground, not your head getting cut off.
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A group chat named after you is the one you’re least likely to be in.
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We are living in the good old days of chatbots and artificial intelligence.
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Why don’t they make a massage place where you can just go sleep after?
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When you wake up to roll over in bed, it’s like changing the channels on the dreams you’re having.
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If Pinocchio said that his nose grew every time he told the truth, he could’ve lied to everyone.
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Poltergeists in New Jersey must be extra angry since they have to spend eternity in New Jersey.
