Month: March 2023
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We make fun of dogs for licking each other but we lick people we really like too
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At a certain age getting grounded becomes more of a luxury and less of a punishment
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Everyone talks about how different life is since the internet and IPhones but no one talks about how much better life is since banning indoor public smoking
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Scholastic book fairs were the Catalina fucking wine mixer of elementary school socials.
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One good thing of being poor is that chance of dying in a helicopter crash is very low.
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It’s suprising how often you hear people can’t or don’t cook considering everyone eats several times a day.
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There seems to be a very fine line between not enough pancakes and too much pancakes.
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Nothing is stopping you from entering a classroom in a university, sitting down and just learning.
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The Average Person thinks that they are not average
