Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts

Month: September 2022

As we move ever closer to a cashless society, being homeless becomes even harder.

September 30, 2022
According to polls, 100% of people are willing to answer a poll

September 29, 2022
The majority of jokes are told to entertain others. Dad jokes are mainly told to entertain yourself.

September 29, 2022
It’s impossible to know everything because the human brain has a max capacity of 2.5 Petabytes, not infinite!

September 28, 2022
Your genealogical bloodline has survived since the beginning of mankind.

September 28, 2022
Jedi’s can probably sense when other Jedi’s orgasm, and it’s probably annoying.

September 27, 2022
Leaf blowers and vacuum cleaners do the exact opposite thing, but serve the exact same purpose

September 27, 2022
Storage units are more of a monument to consumerism than shopping malls.

September 26, 2022
The more you lose at the knife game the easier it gets

September 26, 2022
Humans have been so successful at life that we look for things to ingest that have 0 calories

September 25, 2022