There are people who work in life threatening conditions for 12+ hours a day to support their family while other people are spending millions of dollars on pictures of monkeys.

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Kicking a man in the balls also does AOE damage to every man who witnessed it.

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You’re really an adult if it has become apparent how little $1,200 is

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The wizard of oz is closer to Lincoln being alive than it is to us.

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The USB-C quietly sneaked in and became the dominant charger for almost everything.
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Vulcans are essentially autistic humans who structured their society around logic and directness to navigate a world of overwhelming emotions and social complexity.
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A vampire probably would be a very passionate lover when a woman is on her period.
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If bugs had a society like ours, their daily routine would be nonstop funerals.
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A cop either chooses to enforce all laws no matter how unjust, which makes him a bad person, or chooses to only enforce fair laws, which makes him a bad law enforcer. Either way, he’s a bad cop.
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Celebrities manage to go broke despite being able to sell autographs.
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It costs almost nothing to label the up or down side of a USB, to avoid putting it in wrong.
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It’s super easy to permanently change your life for the worst, but not for the best.
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You’ll never know you died.
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My son goes to the same park I did as a kid. The ducks he feeds could be the great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, grandchildren of the ones I fed 40 years ago
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We should be a little more understanding of people who peaked in high school. Eighteen years old is too young to be told you have to abandon things like sports that are a big part of your life and identity.
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There’s no winner in a head-butt. There’s just the loser and a less-loser.
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People who recommend playing truth or dare usually want it to end up sexual.
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Imagine what it would look like if all wifi, bluetooth and cellular signals were visible to the naked eye.
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We know every phone numbers in the world, just not who it belongs to.
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