Month: August 2024

You can measure your lifespan accurately, but it comes with a price.

Gravestones are backwards. They are positioned so you have to stand on the dead to read them. They should be at the foot of the grave.

No matter how accurate a period drama is, it will always be ruined by a perfect Hollywood smile.

Most superheroes couldn’t eat fast enough to maintain their caloric needs.

Since it happened 23 years ago, about 30% of the US population is too young to never forget September 11th.

If corporations are considered people, they should be treated the same as individuals when found guilty of a crime. Instead of merely paying fines, they should also “serve time in prison” by having all their assets frozen during their sentence.

Flopping must make soccer medics’ jobs much more work than they need to be.

Car alarms going off by mistake are so common that nobody ever thinks the car is actually being robbed.

It’s likely that some small percentage of people who died during an emergency operation died because the surgeon just wasn’t really feeling it that day.

Anything that contains mushrooms isn’t technically “plant based.”