Month: May 2023
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Breasts is more polite than boobs, but boobs is more polite than tits
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Dogs must really think we care about our toilets given it’s the only thing we mark as our territory multiple times throughout the day.
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In a decade our children will be asking how we survived before AI
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Instead of watching rich families be rich on reality TV, I’d much rather see the antics of a poor family that is given multi- generational amounts of wealth.
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Whac-a-Mole is mentioned way more often to describe a recurring problem than the arcade game itself.
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People who let their texts show on their Lock Screen are the people who truly have nothing to hide.
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The first Greek to climb to the top of Mt Olympus must have been sorely disappointed.
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Some people are terrified of what comes after death, but really chill about what came before life.
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It’d be outrageous if workers were expected to take stimulants to cope with the workday, but it’s absolutely fine when they choose to drink them for the same reason
