WowThoughts
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When you’re a kid playing truth or dare, Dare is the scary option. When you’re an adult it’s Truth.
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Maybe we would have actual magic nowadays if we didn’t burn all those witches back in the day
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Shapeshifters can technically make their dick any size
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Cellphones really need an angry hang up feature that makes it sound like you’re slamming the phone down
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Veterinarians must see more grown men cry than any other profession.
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When we sleep, our brains make up stories and then proceed to get scared by those stories.
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It’s strange that a potential partner having friends of the opposite sex is often considered a red flag when that’s an easy way to tell that they consider the opposite sex to be people and not just objects of desire.
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If teleportation was possible we would delay going to where we are supposed to go until last minute
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Merely based on skeletons, T-Rex has short arms and men have no dicks.
