Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts

Month: November 2023

Seeing someone reading a book you love is seeing a book recommending a person.

November 30, 2023
Every individual is the world record holder of something oddly specific.

November 29, 2023
Luxury cars advertise maximum speeds that you can never legally drive.

November 28, 2023
Gay men born by cesarean section may NEVER have come in contact with a vagina.

November 27, 2023
We’re nice to old people who are moving slow but only if they’re walking… not if they’re driving slow

November 26, 2023
When hard-core gamers pass from old age, their bloated Steam accounts may become a valuable addition of the will.

November 26, 2023
A likely reason there’s been no obvious super geniuses in recent years is that they all go into tech/finance instead of Nobel prize winning professions

November 25, 2023
Mammals are the only group of animal that lacks an abundance of vibrant colors.

November 24, 2023
Intentionally losing in rock, paper, scissor is as difficult as winning it.

November 23, 2023
Indiana Jones had an impressive travel budget for being on a teacher’s salary.

November 22, 2023