Shower Thoughts
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As a loner, it’s not about not having friends. It’s a lack of quality people.
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Everyone hates being sung happy birthday, and everyone hates singing happy birthday, so what the fuck are we doing here.
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Lisa Simpson is easily the most famous female saxophone player of all time.
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The working definition of “millenial” seems to be “anyone younger than the person speaking.”
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Expensive paintings are basically just trading cards for the rich.
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In fairytales, stepsisters are bad. In porn, stepsisters are good.
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“700 million people are smarter than you.” may sound like an insult, but it would put you at the 90th percentile.
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During a nuclear explosion, there is a certain distance of the radius where all the frozen supermarket pizzas are cooked to perfection.
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The better a dating app is, the faster you’re supposed to delete it
The better a dating app is, the faster you’re supposed to delete it
The better a dating app is, the faster you’re supposed to delete it
