A hamburger doesn’t have a front or back until you bite it
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When filling up on gas, men are probably more likely to shake the gas nozzle before putting it back than women are.
When filling up on gas, men are probably more likely to shake the gas nozzle before putting it back than women are.
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National Parks are a reminder of what the country could’ve looked like if it weren’t for humans.
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If state-funded high schools taught all of their students to correctly do their taxes, it would probably wind up costing the state a lot of money.
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Nothing else will make you type slower other than your last password attempt.
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The promise of heaven was the greatest piece of propaganda ever created
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For all that mars knows, its having a robot invasion.
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Some people masturbate more than they brush their teeth.
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For pirates being mostly of criminals and bastards, they have a suprisingly good work ethic and sense of cooperation needed to sail a giant ship
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“Anyone over the age of six celebrating a birthday should go to hell.” – Rosa Diaz
