Shower Thoughts
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For some babies born over the last year, as far as they can comprehend, their close family are the only people on Earth with mouths and noses.
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Some vampire always say that living forever is a curse but they can actually just go to the direct sunlight and die whenever they want to
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Guaranteed the character in a movie is very important when they step out of a car and only show their feet first
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Whoever created the tradition of not seeing the bride in the wedding dress beforehand saved countless husbands everywhere from hours of dress shopping and will forever be a hero to all men.
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Being able to tolerate the sound of your own voice in a video is probably the highest form of self acceptance.
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Tissue companies profit off of sickness, sadness and shame.
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Being able to do well in high school without having to put in much effort is actually a big disadvantage later in life.
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Pavlov probably thought about feeding his dogs every time someone rang a bell.
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The farther away you can wave hi to someone, the closer you are as friends.
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