Shower Thoughts
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Whoever created the tradition of not seeing the bride in the wedding dress beforehand saved countless husbands everywhere from hours of dress shopping and will forever be a hero to all men.
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There’s like 7 billion boobs
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Inventing or discovering fire, metals, the wheel, figuring out which mushrooms to eat was likely repeated in different regions of the world countless times, since there was no recording or communication of learnings
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Somewhere in the world there is one penguin who is the most gnarly, hardcore, badass penguin living by penguin standards and to us it just looks like another chubby little bird.
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if society collapsed, amazon warehouses will be fought over fiercely for being giant real-life lootboxes
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Because telescopes work using mirrors, we won’t know if there are any space vampires until it is far too late.
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The international space station takes the smartest people on the planet and turns them into maintenance workers
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You know you’re an adult when you care more about your parents’ health than they do.
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Coffee….
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