View Full Post Big cereal told us that candy with milk on it is a good way to start the day and we all liked the idea too much to question it.2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post Roses are red, violets are blue, fictional characters have inspired more people than you.2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post People in the Kool Aid universe probably need to buy Kool Aid Man insurance in case he destroys their house2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post At some point, someone has exchanged sex for McDonald’s French fries.2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post The presence of urinals yields far more information than their absence.2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post The difference between having a long day at work and a short day is about 90 minutes.2 years ago2 years ago
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View Full Post after you graduate from college the amount of likes you get on social media posts is almost guaranteed to go down dramatically permanently2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post Our buttholes are watertight. We can go swimming, get water in our ears, nose, and mouth, our butts however, no water2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post Signing contracts with blood actually makes sense. A written signature can be forged or ambiguous, but the DNA test will always show whose signature it is.2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post 3:00am feels a lot more like the middle of the night than 12:00am2 years ago2 years ago
