View Full Post Some vampire always say that living forever is a curse but they can actually just go to the direct sunlight and die whenever they want to2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post Guaranteed the character in a movie is very important when they step out of a car and only show their feet first2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post A movie about a mermaid desperately wanting to be human made every young human girl wish she could be a mermaid.2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post Someone claiming that they have nothing more to learn is the quickest way of letting every other person know that person has a lot to learn2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post Getting a hair stuck in your mouth has to be a million times more gross when you’re bald.2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post Being with people who don’t listen is lonelier than being alone.2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post The people that hate their alarm the most usually choose to hear it multiple times each morning.2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post Whoever created the tradition of not seeing the bride in the wedding dress beforehand saved countless husbands everywhere from hours of dress shopping and will forever be a hero to all men.2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post it’s really fortunate that we’ve evolved to be able to tolerate the smell of our own farts & poo.2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post Seems awfully suspicious that melting frozen yogurt does not give you yogurt.2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post Being able to tolerate the sound of your own voice in a video is probably the highest form of self acceptance.2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post Maybe we don’t see everyone’s ghost cause they went to see what space looks like.2 years ago2 years ago