View Full Post Signing contracts with blood actually makes sense. A written signature can be forged or ambiguous, but the DNA test will always show whose signature it is.2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post 3:00am feels a lot more like the middle of the night than 12:00am2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post Human beings are intelligent enough to solve all of problems we share as a species, but too selfish to sacrifice the life of leisure we have to do so.2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post Businesses with signs that read “Always Hiring” aren’t coming across nearly as inviting to potential employees as they think.2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post If you scroll far enough through the calendar, you will unknowingly scroll past the day of your death.2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post The 5’11” versus 6” argument is a good indication as to why companies choose to advertise prices as $4.99 versus $5.00.2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post Maybe if we hadn’t marginalized groups in the first place, we wouldn’t need holidays to remind us they’re people and celebrate that they exist.2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post A picture, losing resolution after multiple copies of copies are made, perfectly mirrors cells, losing small bits of DNA when mitosis occurs, during the aging process.2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post “Take a picture, it will last longer” was probably a much more snarky comment back when everyone didn’t have a camera in their pockets.2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post When a woman is being a bitch, she’s usually being more aggressive than usual. When a man is being a bitch, he’s usually being cowardly.2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post It’s easier to fall asleep in a sofa than in a bed, but it’s easier to stay asleep in a bed than in a sofa.2 years ago2 years ago
