As you watch the microwave count down, those same seconds are ticking off of your lifespan.
As you watch the microwave count down, those same seconds are ticking off of your lifespan.
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ULPT – I need to destroy the company’s...
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It’s a shame sleeping extra doesn’t roll into...
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ULPT – someone keeps parking in my $120...
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We apply deodorant under our armpits but not...
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ULPT request: Someone stole my card and cashapped...
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Our brains seem to know whether a door...
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ULPT: When asked for a donation say your...
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Guys who watch live sports on their phone...
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ULPT Request: What’s the scummiest yet legal business...
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The stressful thing about driving is that no...
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Ulpt request – asshole kid speeding down my...
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General concensus is that if you can’t afford...
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ULPT Request – Can you simply clock in...
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Giver of a blowjob trusts an awfully lot...
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ULPT: How to ruin crystal meth dealer’s life?
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Your average teenage boy with access to the...
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ULPT: Time to dumpster dive at Universities
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You almost never have to buy shoelaces anymore...
