View Full Post The acceptable number of exclamation points at the end of a sentence are 1, 3, and 5.2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post You have to hand it to corn. Just when you think you’ve figured out everything you can make from it, boom, it’s popcorn. Boom, it’s Frosted Flakes, boom, it’s gas for your car. We’ve only scratched the surface for peas.2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post The rooster is the only animal whose English translated sound has more than one word2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post The amount of people that do not know that a cold sore is herpes is surprising.2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post It’s okay to eat animals but not to have sex with them, while the opposite is true for humans2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post The internet has become essentially 5 giants sites all sharing screen shots of each other and not much else.2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post Women find taller men attractive and men find shorter women attractive which is keeping the species about the same height2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post The biggest compliment you can give a painting is that it looks like a photograph, and the the biggest compliment you can give a photographer is that it looks like a painting2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post A woman can lose a limb and not be able to grow it back. But she can then get pregnant, and her body can grow the limbs she lost, for someone else.2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post Having a day off to do nothing is considered bad if you’re depressed but good if you’re not depressed2 years ago2 years ago