View Full Post Since lesbians are still lesbians even if they use a dildo, a straight dude shoving a dildo up his ass wouldnt be gay9 months ago9 months ago
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View Full Post If as many girls did yoga as wear yoga pants, we’d be in a much healthier society9 months ago9 months ago
View Full Post Whomever normalised wearing yoga pants or tights in public is an international hero9 months ago9 months ago
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View Full Post in spongebob there are times when spongebob goes to work and patrick is already there eating a krabby patty this implies that there is another chef that works before spongebob9 months ago9 months ago
View Full Post We lethally maim flowers and put them on life support for looks.9 months ago9 months ago
View Full Post Most people spreading Bill Gates conspiracy theories are probably using Windows to do it.9 months ago9 months ago
