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It’s impossible to know everything because the human brain has a max capacity of 2.5 Petabytes, not infinite!
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Your genealogical bloodline has survived since the beginning of mankind.
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Jedi’s can probably sense when other Jedi’s orgasm, and it’s probably annoying.
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Leaf blowers and vacuum cleaners do the exact opposite thing, but serve the exact same purpose
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Storage units are more of a monument to consumerism than shopping malls.
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The more you lose at the knife game the easier it gets
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Humans have been so successful at life that we look for things to ingest that have 0 calories
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Cool ranch Doritos do not taste like ranch
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Elderly lady mermaids probably have nice boobs because they are never exposed to gravity
