Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts

Author: showerthoughts

We never say it’s partly moony.

May 21, 2026
If most of us ever got a biopic, our biggest concern probably wouldn’t be the portrayal, it would be whether the actor cast as us is attractive.

May 21, 2026
I wonder if there is good money in writing (good) fanfiction and then publishing once the characters enter the public domain?

May 21, 2026
Poorer people benefit by stealing from each other; the rich benefit by being friendly and making connections. It’s friendlier up the ladder.

May 21, 2026
If our fingers had taste buds, everyone would use a bidet.

May 21, 2026
As inflation increases, the “cent” sign will eventually become obsolete.

May 20, 2026
The next generation won’t know dollar stores where everything actually costs a dollar.

May 20, 2026
I’ve learned about a lot of random stock tickers because of typos I make when I Google things.

May 20, 2026
If I had a time machine, I would go to the year in which a time capsule was to be opened, get some things unique to that year, and go back to when that time capsule was about to be buried and put those things in. Then, back to the time it’s opened and watch the hilarity and confusion. Time trolling.

May 20, 2026
It’s not humbling to think that magnificent skyscrapers will be here long after you’re gone. What is humbling is that the plastic dogshit bin etched with ‘sk8 life 4eva’ will also long outlast you.

May 20, 2026