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Jack only jumped over a single lousy candlestick & got his own song; meanwhile, the cow that jumped over the moon has to share the billing with a laughing dog & eloping dish & spoon.
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All units of measurement are entirely arbitrary and exist solely because we agree they have value.
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Technically, a murderer is always the first to arrive at the murder scene.
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Mid to late twenties is a weird age where you can still pass as a teenager but you can feel your body is falling apart with each passing day.
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Young people in the 2080s are gonna find pictures of grandma that are her in a dog filter
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‘my two cents’ & ‘penny for you thoughts’ demonstrate that we value our own opinions more
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Having both inside and outside shoes is something Mister Rogers teaches us every episode.
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You can drink a drink but you can’t food a food.
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The two sports with the highest chance of being bit by an alligator are alligator wrestling and golf.
