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All units of measurement are entirely arbitrary and exist solely because we agree they have value.
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Technically, a murderer is always the first to arrive at the murder scene.
Jack only jumped over a single lousy candlestick & got his own song; meanwhile, the cow that jumped over the moon has to share the billing with a laughing dog & eloping dish & spoon.
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