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I’ve realized that when you’re young, weekends are for fun. When you’re older, they’re for recovery.
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The first horse to be ridden must have been surprised.
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When a military aircraft does a flyover for the national anthem, they’re showing you just how precisely they can time an air attack.
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Most of us live our whole lives surrounded by trees and plants we can’t even name.
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Most people are disgusted by insects touching their food but happily enjoy eating honey, which is made by insects regurgitating nectar into each other’s mouths.
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It’s convenient that water can’t get cold enough that drinking it injures us the way that really hot water does.
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Every day for the next ten days is going to be the same backwards:5/20/25 5/21/25 5/22/25 5/23/25 5/24/25 5/25/25 5/26/25 5/27/25 5/28/25 5/29/25
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We associate monocles with rich people despite the fact they didn’t spend the money on a full set of glasses.
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If the whole world relived the same day over and over, Groundhog Day style, it would probably take some people a while to notice.
