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A plastic, screw-top bottle of Coca-Cola would have been a one-of-a-kind luxury 150 years ago. 300 years ago, it would have an energy potion in a magical bottle. Today, it’s tooth-rotting garbage packaged in trash.
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Because of all the “keep social distance” stickers hanging around everywhere even after covid, some kids will start distancing without knowing why it was.
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Germophobes avoiding stair hand rails replace the small risk of germs with the relatively larger risk associated with falling down stairs.
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Trying to list everything you did in the past week is a good way to show how frequently we forget things.
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Whether it’s an elevator or a lift, they both really only describe half of the story.
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How would our world be different if everyone turned bright green for an hour after they orgasmed?
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Spit and drool are to saliva what lava is to magma.
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You’re not alone, someone else probably has that song stuck in their head too…
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Our galaxy is about 100,000 lightyears across. Aliens living on the other side of the galaxy looking for intelligent life wouldn’t have received our 21st century radio signals yet and would think we were still living in caves. Are we missing some nearby intelligent neighbors for the same reason?
