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There are people alive today who have heard the camera-shutter sound-effect more often than they’ve heard real shutters.
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Your phone vibrating without any type of notification is a new form of psychosis.
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You’ve very likely never seen a real monkey eating a banana.
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If someone actually has the worst day ever, they’d probably brush it off because ‘other people have it worse’.
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It must be insanely time-consuming to design fonts for Chinese and Japanese.
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We just automatically assume that eggs in recipes means chicken eggs.
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We’re pretty lucky that pigeons make gentle cooing noises and not loud squawking noises.
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Hip Hop will soon be considered “dad music”.
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Getting drafted can either be the best day of your life (sports) or the worst day of your life. (military)
