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On average, paying insurance is not worth it.
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Willy Wonka had atrocious business acumen. Despite making the unequivocally best chocolate in the world, he still had competitors. Then he revealed his trade secrets to 10 strangers. Four of whom (kids) he knew wouldn’t win his factory and five of whom (guardians) were never in contention.
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Apparently everyone’s butthole is unique, so it’s only a matter of time before a crime is solved using a butthole match as evidence.
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It’s a good thing that underwear was introduced when it was. Not many people would wear them if they were introduced today.
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If DNA collection was mandatory at birth, there would be a significant increase in solved crimes.
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Coca-Cola puts “Original Taste” on their products, but no one can verify it.
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The easiest job ever would be an aspiring actor that got a role playing an aspiring actor.
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Phoenixes being able to revive and reproduce while having no natural predators is a zoological catastrophe waiting to happen.
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One of the real deals when humans meet aliens would be who will be the first to have sex with them.
