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The lawyer in Jurassic Park wasn’t actually a coward: he just had to run to a toilet to avoid pooping himself in a humid, unairconditioned car with two random kids. There ain’t no time to light a flare gun and look cool; not when your ass is the flare gun.
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Bananas would be far less commercially viable if their ripening wasn’t so predictable and tightly linked to their color.
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Generative AI has the same pitfalls as teaching apes sign language, in that it creates information based on what it thinks we want, rather than an understanding of language.
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Agent 47 is probably bald in order to prevent the collection of DNA samples.
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If ghosts really produce cold rushes, then a ghost friend would be nice to have in the summer time.
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A lot of people are upset about Superman being an illegal alien, wait until they realise he’s solar powered.
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The fact that many people still say “aux” when referring to playing music in a car through Bluetooth, is the modern version of how we still say “filming” when it comes to recording a video.
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There’s no better superhero equipped for childbirth than Mrs Incredible.
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Midlife crisis is when you’re old enough to buy what you’ve always wanted but now have to decide if it was worth it.
