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They always insist they don’t but Parents always have a favorite child.
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You may have already made the most important decision of your life
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…wouldn’t Ariel smell pretty bad since she was half-fish?
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As biological responses go, going weak in the knees due to a fear of heights is a pretty terrible one.
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You hardly ever see people vaping in movies/TV shows.
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Last Man on Earth stories never account for the existence of sperm banks.
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You only ever lose one sock, because if you lost both you’d never notice
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People with small breasts usually want to have bigger breast. People with big breast usually want to reduce theirs.
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A lot of adults think they hate certain foods because their parents just didn’t know how to cook.
