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When people yearn for a simpler, worry-free time, they don’t yearn for an actually simpler time, but for a time when they were kids and their parents did the worrying for them.
by showerthoughts 2 days ago2 days ago
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While obviously even, it just feels wrong for a number like 777,777,772 to not be odd.
by showerthoughts 6 days ago6 days ago
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There are probably insects born inside buildings (skyscrapers etc.) and live their entire lives having never gone outside.
by showerthoughts 10 months ago10 months ago
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Many men are insecure about their hairloss even though it’s been scientifically proven to be a result of high testosterone
by showerthoughts 12 months ago12 months ago
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Charging your phone exclusively in your car kind of makes it gasoline-powered
by showerthoughts 1 year ago1 year ago
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Percentage tipping is weird because a customer buying a more expensive meal had nothing to do with the server
by showerthoughts 1 year ago1 year ago
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Since morticians typically sew the deceased jaw closed, zombies wouldn’t really be able to bite people
by showerthoughts 1 year ago1 year ago
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Having the drug squad visit your house is not nearly as fun as it sounds.
by showerthoughts 2 years ago2 years ago
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Every heartbeat is a reminder of the body’s silent symphony, where every organ is an instrument playing its part, unappreciated until one goes out of tune.
by showerthoughts 2 years ago2 years ago
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Every jock, bully, or thug you’ve ever seen in a movie has actually just been a theater kid pretending to be one
by showerthoughts 2 years ago2 years ago