WowThoughts
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Someone who says “I’ll be there in 3 minutes” will probably be quicker than someone who says “I’ll be there in a minute”.
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“Captain, turn your greatest weakness into your greatest strength. Like Paris Hilton RE: her sex tape.” – Gina Linetti
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“The English language can not fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I’m incorporating emojis into my speech to better express myself. Winky face.” – Gina (Brooklyn Nine Nine)
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Growing up we’re told to play it straight. Get a job. Stay away from easy money and the risks it carries. Then we grow up and discover working fulltime doesn’t even pay half the bills.
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Once we adequately colonise Mars, it would make a good place for nursing homes, since gravity there is lower and people with weaker muscles could move around more easily than here on Earth.
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The implication of a hotdog being puréed meat in animal casing (intestine) is that a hotdog doesn’t stop being a hotdog even after we eat it. By that conclusion, we, as the hotdog’s casing, become hotdogs ourselves when we eat hotdogs.
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Audiobooks are the opposite of silent movies
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The Bucs perfectly captured the spirit of Tampa by their feature player being a middle aged man who spent his career in the northeast and then moved to Florida to retire
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you’ll never be too much for someone…
