People are infinitely more likely to drink something that tastes terrible if it fucks them up than drink something that tastes terrible if it makes them 100% healthier.
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Shower Thoughts
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Once we adequately colonise Mars, it would make a good place for nursing homes, since gravity there is lower and people with weaker muscles could move around more easily than here on Earth.
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The implication of a hotdog being puréed meat in animal casing (intestine) is that a hotdog doesn’t stop being a hotdog even after we eat it. By that conclusion, we, as the hotdog’s casing, become hotdogs ourselves when we eat hotdogs.
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Audiobooks are the opposite of silent movies
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Unborn babies are the only people allowed to kick pregnant women.
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Dracula has his hair slicked back because that’s the easiest hairstyle to do without a reflection in the mirror.
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The Bucs perfectly captured the spirit of Tampa by their feature player being a middle aged man who spent his career in the northeast and then moved to Florida to retire
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We are covered in an organ that can detect small fluctuations of output from a fusion reactor 93 million miles away.
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Nobody knows who the loneliest person alive is
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you’ll never be too much for someone…
