We do not check the refrigerator multiple times to find new food, we check to see if our standards have dropped enough to eat what was available.
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Shower Thoughts
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Those “choose your own flavor” Coke machines are probably just there to gather marketing data; They see what the most popular flavors are so they can release bottled/canned versions.
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When people think about “The Wizard of Oz”, the actual Wizard of Oz is one of the last characters people actually think about
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Whoever created the tradition of not seeing the bride in the wedding dress beforehand saved countless husbands everywhere from hours of dress shopping and will forever be a hero to all men.
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Someone who says “I’ll be there in 3 minutes” will probably be quicker than someone who says “I’ll be there in a minute”.
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“Captain, turn your greatest weakness into your greatest strength. Like Paris Hilton RE: her sex tape.” – Gina Linetti
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“The English language can not fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I’m incorporating emojis into my speech to better express myself. Winky face.” – Gina (Brooklyn Nine Nine)
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Girls don’t compliment guys because they’re likely to take it non-platonically, guys take it non-platonically because it happens so infrequently they don’t know how to handle it
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The flavor of Dr. Pepper, animal crackers, and Swedish Fish are near impossible to describe, but they taste like the color they consist of.
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Dogs can be our best friends…
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