Shower Thoughts
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Dads probably bond with dogs so much because, in our society, men don’t get shown a lot of affection but dogs give tons of affection regardless
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Our buttholes are watertight. We can go swimming, get water in our ears, nose, and mouth, our butts however, no water
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Signing contracts with blood actually makes sense. A written signature can be forged or ambiguous, but the DNA test will always show whose signature it is.
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Human beings are intelligent enough to solve all of problems we share as a species, but too selfish to sacrifice the life of leisure we have to do so.
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The 5’11” versus 6” argument is a good indication as to why companies choose to advertise prices as $4.99 versus $5.00.
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“Take a picture, it will last longer” was probably a much more snarky comment back when everyone didn’t have a camera in their pockets.
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When a woman is being a bitch, she’s usually being more aggressive than usual. When a man is being a bitch, he’s usually being cowardly.
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Due to the New Years countdown, the last word of millions of people in 2019 will be “one”.
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Using a laptop makes it look like you’re doing work or something important while being on your phone looks the opposite
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