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When people yearn for a simpler, worry-free time, they don’t yearn for an actually simpler time, but for a time when they were kids and their parents did the worrying for them.
by showerthoughts 6 days ago6 days ago
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At some point in your life, you’ve probably walked past someone with a butt plug in and didn’t know it.
by showerthoughts 3 years ago3 years ago
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Contortionists probably have a better chance of surviving a car crash.
by showerthoughts 1 month ago1 month ago
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You may already own the clothes you will die in.
by showerthoughts 1 year ago1 year ago
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A movie about a mermaid desperately wanting to be human made every young human girl wish she could be a mermaid.
A movie about a mermaid desperately wanting to be human made every young human girl wish she could be a mermaid.
by WowThoughts 3 years ago3 years ago
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Whoever created the tradition of not seeing the bride in the wedding dress beforehand saved countless husbands everywhere from hours of dress shopping and will forever be a hero to all men.
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by showerthoughts 3 years ago3 years ago
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When you’re the first one to clap, it feels amazing. When you’re the only one who claps, it’s embarrassing.
When you’re the first one to clap, it feels amazing. When you’re the only one who claps, it’s embarrassing.
by showerthoughts 3 years ago3 years ago
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If a company celebrates 365 days accident free, then they’re celebrating the anniversary of the accident.
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by showerthoughts 3 years ago3 years ago
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Dropping nickles and dimes on the ground feels more like littering than losing money
Dropping nickles and dimes on the ground feels more like littering than losing money
by showerthoughts 3 years ago3 years ago
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Life in fact never gave us lemons, we genetically crossbred other fruits to make them. We create our own problems.
by showerthoughts 3 years ago3 years ago