View Full Post As people get older, dick and titty pics start to look more and more similar.2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post Someone has let out the biggest fart in a particular year, or century, or even human history, and they probably don’t even realise it.2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post As you get older, the word “kid” seems less and less of an insult.2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post If there’s hair in your food the hair is disgusting , but if there’s food in your hair the food is disgusting.2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post Inventing or discovering fire, metals, the wheel, figuring out which mushrooms to eat was likely repeated in different regions of the world countless times, since there was no recording or communication of learnings2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post Somewhere in the world there is one penguin who is the most gnarly, hardcore, badass penguin living by penguin standards and to us it just looks like another chubby little bird.2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post When you’ve been sad for too long that you actually start to get uncomfortable if you feel happiness for a little moment.2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post Balding is not in the body positivity movement, but gaining weight is. However, one of those things is often times more controllable while the other happens whether you like it or not.2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post if society collapsed, amazon warehouses will be fought over fiercely for being giant real-life lootboxes2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post Finger whistling must’ve really lost popularity in the past couple of years2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post Someone needs to invent a fucking artifical gut microbe that breaks down everything that enters the stomach into the most healthy output possible from its genetic composition! You could live off chocolate or dirt!2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post Sure there’s post nut clarity, but there also post post nut clarity where you realize you’ll be back into it tomorrow.2 years ago2 years ago
