Since Wall-E knew how to repair himself, he knows how to repair all the Wall-E corpses around him and chooses not to.

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For a very short moment you were exactly π years old

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You don’t see a lot of obese 80-year-olds.

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In the board game Clue, the killer must have left behind a messy crime scene if players can’t tell if Mr. Boddy was shot, stabbed, strangled, or beaten.

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Watching Fight Club a second time, Marla’s behavior makes a lot more sense.
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The only thing that makes speed bumps work is your desire to not damage your car.
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The USB-C quietly sneaked in and became the dominant charger for almost everything.
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Vulcans are essentially autistic humans who structured their society around logic and directness to navigate a world of overwhelming emotions and social complexity.
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A vampire probably would be a very passionate lover when a woman is on her period.
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If bugs had a society like ours, their daily routine would be nonstop funerals.
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A cop either chooses to enforce all laws no matter how unjust, which makes him a bad person, or chooses to only enforce fair laws, which makes him a bad law enforcer. Either way, he’s a bad cop.
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Celebrities manage to go broke despite being able to sell autographs.
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It costs almost nothing to label the up or down side of a USB, to avoid putting it in wrong.
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It’s super easy to permanently change your life for the worst, but not for the best.
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You’ll never know you died.
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My son goes to the same park I did as a kid. The ducks he feeds could be the great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, grandchildren of the ones I fed 40 years ago
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We should be a little more understanding of people who peaked in high school. Eighteen years old is too young to be told you have to abandon things like sports that are a big part of your life and identity.
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There’s no winner in a head-butt. There’s just the loser and a less-loser.
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People who recommend playing truth or dare usually want it to end up sexual.
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