View Full Post If you get a sunburn while you have goosebumps, does it look like a normal sunburn or does it look textured?1 month ago1 month ago
View Full Post Grape soda is always purple, which completely ignores the existence of green grapes.1 month ago1 month ago
View Full Post Some people chew the dry skin off their lips. They’re literally eating themselves. That’s casual self-cannibalism.1 month ago1 month ago
View Full Post Humans get more instructions on how to microwave packaged meals than they do on raising a child from birth and beyond.1 month ago1 month ago
View Full Post Modern day women who never gave birth to another female and have passed the child bearing age are very special . They are the first and the last woman in the line of 8,000 biological foremothers (tracing the direct maternal line since homo sapiens ) who never bore a female child.1 month ago1 month ago
View Full Post Stories of mythical healing waters were probably just people finding uncontaminated natural springs in remote locations.1 month ago1 month ago
View Full Post Billions of people have lived and died who no one remembers, but a specific, individual spider I let crawl on my arm 30 years ago exists in living human memory.1 month ago1 month ago
View Full Post Eventually, the “share sized” candy bars will be the original sized candy bars before shrinkflation.1 month ago1 month ago
View Full Post In many Mario games, gathering one hundred coins nets an extra life. In Super Mario Odyssey, Mario’s boxer shorts cost 1,000 coins… ergo Mario’s life is worth less than his underwear.1 month ago1 month ago
View Full Post Contortionists probably have a better chance of surviving a car crash.1 month ago1 month ago
View Full Post Phone companies should just release plastic versions of their phones for people who would otherwise keep them in a bulky case for their whole life.1 month ago1 month ago
