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Contortionists probably have a better chance of surviving a car crash.

Contortionists probably have a better chance of surviving a car crash.

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←Phone companies should just release plastic versions of their phones for people who would otherwise keep them in a bulky case for their whole life.
In many Mario games, gathering one hundred coins nets an extra life. In Super Mario Odyssey, Mario’s boxer shorts cost 1,000 coins… ergo Mario’s life is worth less than his underwear.→

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