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View Full Post In depictions of Lucifer where you can see he used to be beautiful, what if he just looks like that because he’s depressed and hasn’t showered for a few thousand years?2 days ago2 days ago
View Full Post If the Magic School Bus kids could safely explore inside someone’s body, that person must’ve had a seriously suppressed immune system — because a healthy immune system would’ve definitely elicited an immune response and attacked them.3 days ago3 days ago
View Full Post The Grinch’s enlarged heart was likely a medical cause of his personality change, not a symptom of it.4 days ago4 days ago
View Full Post If we had no helium in our atmosphere, our voices would be a tad more manlier.5 days ago5 days ago
View Full Post I don’t think that I would be able to recognize my genitals in an album of genitals.6 days ago6 days ago
View Full Post The immediate practical society reply when immortality is achieved would be a chaotic world crisis related to the pension assets.1 week ago1 week ago
View Full Post Once you find a 4 leaf clover, the chance of finding another increases.1 week ago1 week ago
View Full Post If you sleep 5 hours per night and die at age 75, you’ll still have spent just as many years awake as a person who sleeps 8 hours per night and dies at age 89.1 week ago1 week ago
View Full Post In a more futuristic post-apocalyptic world, no one will be able to use machinery they find on their travels because they won’t have the app for it.1 week ago1 week ago
View Full Post We’re pretty lucky that the inside of our body itch isn’t a thing.2 weeks ago2 weeks ago
View Full Post Not gonna lie. Some days I feel like a few trips to the psych ward might benefit me.2 weeks ago2 weeks ago
Hot View Full Post As people die and atoms shift around, there might one day be a worm completely made up of atoms that once knew what cosmic horrors and taxes were.2 weeks ago2 weeks ago
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