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In bathrooms, a wet door handle should be more comforting than a dry one.

When people yearn for a simpler, worry-free time, they don’t yearn for an actually simpler time, but for a time when they were kids and their parents did the worrying for them.

Many superheroes actually don’t have to put their pants on one leg at a time.

Catch Me If You Can is an actor playing an actor who can’t act.

There’s probably a travel agency somewhere already thinking about offering a 2061 Halley’s Comet cruise package.

While obviously even, it just feels wrong for a number like 777,777,772 to not be odd.

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It’s hard to enjoy Sundays when you are dreading Mondays.
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At some point in your life, you’ve probably walked past someone with a butt plug in and didn’t know it.
by showerthoughts 3 years ago3 years ago
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Dropping nickles and dimes on the ground feels more like littering than losing money
Dropping nickles and dimes on the ground feels more like littering than losing money
by showerthoughts 3 years ago3 years ago
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You never really hear about women having foot fetishes.
by showerthoughts 12 months ago12 months ago
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Scooby-Doo showed us that crimes are usually committed by people we know and trust
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by showerthoughts 3 years ago3 years ago
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90% of all drug dealers get their drugs from other drug dealers
by showerthoughts 3 years ago3 years ago
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There’s a certain size where genitalia is no longer arousing.
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It’s strange that a potential partner having friends of the opposite sex is often considered a red flag when that’s an easy way to tell that they consider the opposite sex to be people and not just objects of desire.
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The car horn is the universal noise for both “hello” and “fuck you”
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Arguing with dumb people actually makes you smarter as you have to find simpler ways to explain yourself which expands your grasp on the subject
Arguing with dumb people actually makes you smarter as you have to find simpler ways to explain yourself which expands your grasp on the subject
by showerthoughts 3 years ago3 years ago