WowThoughts
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Billions of people have lived and died who no one remembers, but a specific, individual spider I let crawl on my arm 30 years ago exists in living human memory.
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Most left-handed people use their right hand to shake hands.
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Eventually, the “share sized” candy bars will be the original sized candy bars before shrinkflation.
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In many Mario games, gathering one hundred coins nets an extra life. In Super Mario Odyssey, Mario’s boxer shorts cost 1,000 coins… ergo Mario’s life is worth less than his underwear.
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Contortionists probably have a better chance of surviving a car crash.
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Phone companies should just release plastic versions of their phones for people who would otherwise keep them in a bulky case for their whole life.
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Superman could hear all the sex his parents had in great detail before learning to control his powers.
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Solar power is the only form of mass energy generation that doesn’t involve spinning something.
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Mount Everest is still growing, which means every time someone climbs to the top, they’re breaking a new world record.
