Sweating from work is less enjoyable than sweating from play, even if it’s the same amount of effort
Seeing someone consume multiple beers at a Chili’s at 9am is suspect. Move that Chili’s to inside an airport and suddenly it’s totally normal.
If clothes tumble around randomly in a dryer, then technically there is a very small possibility that they could be perfectly folded inside the dryer...
Jurassic Park’s main lesson is about the dangers of mistreating your IT department.
Crewmates kill more innocent people than Impostors
A movie about a mermaid desperately wanting to be human made every young human girl wish she could be a mermaid.
Getting a hair stuck in your mouth has to be a million times more gross when you’re bald.
Being with people who don’t listen is lonelier than being alone.
