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When you’re the first one to clap, it feels amazing. When you’re the only one who claps, it’s embarrassing.

In GTA: 5 real life minutes are hours in game meaning the three minute songs on the in game radio are hours long in the GTA universe.

Hey, folks! As some of you may already be aware, certain users are receiving private messages – ostensibly from moderators of large subreddits – in which they are told that they've won a gift card, a cash prize, or a robotic ferret. (I may have made that last one up.) Anyway, we wanted to take...

We talk about half and quarter hours but never third hours, even though it’s a nice, even 20 minutes.

If chickens came from dinosaurs, and assuming dinosaurs tasted like chickens, earth must have smelled like fried chicken for a while after the asteroid hit.

The average number of legs per human is fewer than 2

It’s incredibly likely that there are at least some 10/10 gorgeous people out there in the world who would date you. What’s even more likely is that you’ll never meet one of them.

Big cereal told us that candy with milk on it is a good way to start the day and we all liked the idea too much to question it.

If you pretend to not see someone you hate, and they also pretend to not see you, that’s a lot of cooperation between two people that don’t like each other.

They tell you sitting and gaming for too long can be fatal. Yet sitting and reading a novel is unspoken.